Sunday, July 10, 2011

aku sangap transformers

Yo~

Tensyen bile bace post2 kat facebook, sumetin like :

"dah tgk transformers tadi. o yeah best gila!~"

"sempoi gila transformers, aku nak tgk lagi"

"micheal bay sgt hensem. transformer 4 please"

aku : "hoi korg bole tak block wall post tu utk org2 yang blom tgk cite tu?, haahaha"

Monday, March 21, 2011

resignation is cool like.. wow!

I was writing my letter of resignation and come up with this stupid idea.
wanna hear it?


Dear Yan (my manager's name),
You wanna know why i want to resign?
Since i worked for you, i have no time to blog anymore, when i dont have time to blog anymore, my readers hate me. when my readers hate me, they dont visit my blog anymore. when they dont visit my blog anymore, my hits drop. when my hits drop, i become unhappy. when i become unhappy i will eat alot, when i eat alot, i will get fat. when i get fat, it will affect your company's image, when you company's image is affected, your business will be bad, when you business is bad, you become unhappy, when you become unhappy, you eat alot. like me, when you eat alot, im afraid you will become fat. like me.

You see boss, it's a vicious cycle. i did everything for your own good. Because i care for you boss.
So the conclusion is, i want to resign. Please let me go la wei!.

Yours cheesily,
Yusuf.

Oh yeah, even im impressed with this cycle. lawl

^_____________^

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Nak baby skrg boleh?

Nk dimulekan cerite, smlm aku main2 dengan anak buah aku.
Anak Along name die Irfan, Ameerul Irfan Bin Ahmad Hazwan. hehe
selalu along pergi keje, die drop anak die kat rumah mak aku.
So, aku dapat la kan main2 dengan die.
Ameerul Irfan Bin Ahmad Hazwan


Dah kalau dengan baby, korang mesti buat muke macam2 kan?
jeling lidah sana sini, mata terbeliak,Idong kembang dan macam2 lagi.
bile dengar die gelak, hah!. Korang pon tau kan cmne baby gelak.
either menakutkan or buat korg tersenyum kan?
paling best kalau korang jage malam2, then die gelak mcm hantu pndang korg.
time tu la korg terpikir, budak ni biar betul manusie.
tros korg lari kan? bhahaha. ^^,

then, as usual otak aku sentiase memikirkan mase depan ni.
Bile nampak orang ade bende ni, aku pon nak jugak.
hmmmm..
Bila nak kahwin? bile nak start rumah tangge? bile nk nmpk anak aku kahwin pulak?
entahlah. Bukan senang nak kahwin skrg kan.
masalah utama = duit *sambil korek2 wallet.*
kene tunggu aku kerjalah ni. Skrg baru 1st year degree. umur baru 20.
lagi 2 tahun aku graduate, 3 tahun kerja.
baru cukup. waaaa~ lagi 5 tahun.

Yang seronoknye bile pikir pasal anak ni, nak bagi name ape eh?
kalau aku lah. Aku taknak bagi name berbelit2,panjang2 susah nak ingat. Adooii..
Kang tak pasal2 budak2 sekolah sume xnak kwn ngn die.
"woi name ko panjang sgt lah! habis air liur je panggil!"
ade ke mslh cmni?

Or maybe, kalau tengah bersalin tu. Kite bagi name yang same dengan orang yang sambut tu.
ok ke? haha. kalau lain jantina, kite bagi name nurse2 kat tepi tu ke.
hmm. Gud Idea. ^^,

Kalau aku lah dapat anak lelaki, aku nak bagi nama Helmi. Muhammad Helmi Bin Yusuf Akram.
Wow? cam sedap je name aku bile letak kat belakang tu.
Muhammad tu nama nabi. Helmi maksud dia Kesabaran.
Nak bagi nama camtu sebab aku ni pemarah orangnye. kalo letak nama ni maybe takkan turun perangai ni kat dia kot. heh.
tapi yang best kalo tuka maksud jadi BI, Helmi = HELM.
topi keras orang guna untuk perang. waaa, hebat jugak idea nih.

huhe,
dah2 la tu imaginasi aku nih.


Bye~

Saturday, February 5, 2011

bowink

hai beb

beb beb

bosan x beb?.



aku tga bosan ni..
xde ke org yg dpt free call harini?
hehehe.
kalau ada, sila hubungi saya.


Hr ni nk cite psl kahwin.
ntah knape 2/3 hari ni aku asyik pikir psl kawin je.
ish, dh rmai sgt calon kot.
bhahah **syok sendiri jap.


##Pangg!. ok dh bangun

~~Love~~

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Berminat nk beli Desktop Gaming.?

STOCK CLEARANCE! PC FOR SALE! HURRY!!!

HIGH END GAMING DESKTOP PC
CPU- Genuine AMD Phenom X4 Quad Core 9550
SPEED- 2.2GHz, 4MB L2 Cache, 3600MHz FSB
MOBO- Gigabyte AMD 770 Chipset up to 3600MHz FSB
RAM- Kingston Hyper-X KHX6400D2K2 2GB DDR2 (Dual Channel)
HDD- 500GB Western Digital DC 7200RPM SATA-II 16MB Buffer
VGA- Winfast NVIDIA GFORCE 9600GT 512MB DDR3 256-BIT PCI-E
CASING- Cooler Master Elite 33x Model Medium Tower Casing
PSU- Cooler Master Extreme Power 500W (12cm Fan, V2.3)
LAN- 10/100/1000 Base TX Gigabit
AUDIO- Integrated 5.1 Channel
MONITOR- Samsung 22" Wide TFT LCD Flat Panel Monitor (21.6")

Including-
Lycosa Razer keyboard
Diamondback Razer mouse
Goliathus Razer mousepad
Phillips Headphone

20units@RM1399/unit
*BONUS the first 10 will get the price @RM1299!